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Wedding Party

The Bride's Gang

Becky
Sister of the Bride 
Bride's Maid of Honor

Becky is the sister of Annie
Her resemblance to Cindy Crawford is 
uncanny
If her makeup is applied
by someone hired by the bride,
she hopes not to look like a tranny


Jane
Cousin of the Bride
Bridesmaid

Jane has blond hair and blue eyes
She likes to eat chili cheese fries
She may start a riot
if there's no Jack and Diet
Annie and Josh, please stock the 
supplies


Michelle
Bride's Coworker and Friend
Bridesmaid

She’s on the best AIPAC crews
At dawn, she and Annie pull news
Some can’t get over the shock
When they hear her talk
About being a “proud Texan Jew”

The Groom's Crew

Liz
Childhood friend of the Groom
Groom's Maid of Honor

A carpool is where we met
Our fate as friends wasn't set
Now Josh is a brother
Just from another mother
I'd say life-ers a safe bet



Jay
College A Cappella Buddy of the Groom
Groomsman

I met Josh in college, where we did sing. 
Then I met Annie whom he started to 
      bring. 
Now I'm at med school in Philly, 
but I know it'd be silly, 
to miss out when he gives her the       
                        wedding ring



Jeff
College A Cappella Pal of the Groom
Groomsman

A Maryland native, now in DC
I sang with Josh at UMD,
I don't race a car,
But I'm down for a bar,
Josh and Annie - it's time to par-T!