The Bride's Gang
Sister of the Bride Bride's Maid of Honor
Becky is the sister of Annie Her resemblance to Cindy Crawford is
by someone hired by the bride,
she hopes not to look like a tranny
Cousin of the Bride Bridesmaid Jane has blond hair and blue eyes She likes to eat chili cheese fries She may start a riot if there's no Jack and Diet Annie and Josh, please stock the
Bride's Coworker and Friend Bridesmaid
She’s on the best AIPAC crews At dawn, she and Annie pull news Some can’t get over the shock About being a “proud Texan Jew”
| The Groom's Crew
Childhood friend of the Groom Groom's Maid of Honor
A carpool is where we met Our fate as friends wasn't set
I'd say life-ers a safe bet
College A Cappella Buddy of the Groom Groomsman
I met Josh in college, where we did sing. Then I met Annie whom he started to bring. Now I'm at med school in Philly, but I know it'd be silly, to miss out when he gives her the
College A Cappella Pal of the Groom Groomsman
A Maryland native, now in DC
I sang with Josh at UMD,
I don't race a car,
But I'm down for a bar,
Josh and Annie - it's time to par-T!
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